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The author has materialised variously as: rock drummer, hospital porter, potter, truck-driver, typographical draughtsman, junior assistant manager, assistant junior manager, academic, painter (both kinds), motor-trader, property developer, failed lothario. He lives modestly in a small bungalow below sea level, worrying about global warming. As a life-long songwriter, he still dreams of a hit record before he is too deaf to hear the cash-register.