- Skip to: site menu | section menu | main content
Irish
nationalism nagged the country like toothache.
Two dark
overcoats lurked at either side of a frost-tinged burial ground high
above the River
Tees. Neither overcoat was interested in
the panoramic view of
While the stone enclave reverberated to robust hymn
singing, one overcoat lifted his hand and spoke into his jaded lapel. The other glanced up. The
land was green and pleasant, but the sky
wasn’t. It was dark and moody. Snow skulked above the deserted rookeries,
threatening a second winter of discontent.
He checked his wristwatch, flipped up his collar and pushed his
hands
into his ballooning side pockets. Just another ten minutes, he thought.
The rumble of the Lord’s Prayer faded away. The
heavy church door opened from the inside
and the mellow tones of the organ rippled into the wintery serenity of
Hurworth
village. Gowned, with his bible held
learnedly at his chest, the reverend stepped from the vestibule, his
halo of
fine mousey hair twisting in the icy breeze.
He turned to acknowledge his departing congregation. Older parishioners normally insisted on
briefing him about their arthritis or bad reaction to a flu jab, but it
was different
today. Curiosity had infected the
congregation. Efficiently they filed past
him with only the
odd word of appreciation. He felt like
air crew on a disembarking Boeing 747.
Dressed predominantly in black, the majority of his
flock didn’t disperse in the usual straggling way, but congealed in
pairs and
small groups at either side of the door.
Despite the celebrity buzz, a decorous silence prevailed when a
well-groomed man appeared in a nicely cut Crombie coat, black tie and
leather
gloves.
The reverend held out his hand. “It was
very good of you to attend, Your
Lordship. We are so grateful.”
“My pleasure,” the Lord Lieutenant of
the County replied. He shook the
reverend’s
hand and scanned the middle class faces surrounding the door. “May I congratulate you on a fine service in
memory of Doctor Pritchett?”
“Thank you.”
It didn’t take long for His Lordship to be sucked
away from the beaming clergyman. He was
comfortable
pressing flesh.
A group of exited ladies started to jostle for
attention behind His Lordship. “She was a
stalwart,” one of them called. “The only
one who would listen.”
It prompted an overcoat to straighten his collar and
close in. He eased himself between the
women and the Lord Lieutenant. “Don’t
stand behind His Lordship,” he advised.
The overcoat’s assertiveness disconcerted a less
purposeful pair sauntering on the periphery.
One had a shock of silver hair and a bulky walrus moustache, the
other
was carrying his grey fedora out of respect.
“The car is waiting, sir.”
The Lord Lieutenant got the message and bade a
collective farewell. At the bottom of
the tarmac path Tulloch adjusted his helmet and swept a hand across his
tunic
buttons. Standing to attention, he opened
the rear door of the Mercedes in readiness.
The overcoat accompanied His Lordship to the car.
“Thank you officer.”
“Good afternoon, Your Lordship,” said the overcoat as
he shut the car door.
Tulloch threw a final salute and the Mercedes sped off
on its return journey to
The other overcoat spoke again into his grubby
lapel. “Operation complete.
Standing down.”
“That’s it.
All over,” announced Mrs King-Evans from underneath the brim of
a flying
saucer. Her face resembled the well-kept
grave stones that surrounded her. “I’m glad the rain held off Margaret. Are you walking down?”
“Oh yes, Joyce.
The exercise will do me good.”
“See you on Sunday everyone. Goodbye
Tulloch.”
“Was it her problem in the end?”
“No, something to do with her blood.”
“She never married then?”
“No, it never happened.”
“Did you know her well, Joyce?”
“As well as anybody, I suppose.”
The pair stopped chatting while they crossed the narrow
road, then Mrs King-Evans continued, “I must say, I didn’t expect to
see His
Lordship there.”
“Yes, that was a surprise.”
“He’s a representative of the Queen, you know?”
“I know. She
must have been held in high regard.”
Mrs King-Evans stopped outside the front door of an
elegant terraced house overlooking the village green.
The view from her bay window probably hadn’t
changed much since Lewis Carroll’s time.
God only knows what he would have thought of the fifty motor
cars
shoe-horned into every nook and cranny that afternoon.
“Will you come in for tea, Margaret?”
“Oh, I can’t Joyce.
I’ve got to get home. Perhaps
another time.”