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Beware you are now entering the silly zone,

When the lord made man.

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When the lord made man all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained since he controlled all the parts of the body he should be boss
The legs argued since they took man wherever he wanted to go they should be boss.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food he should be boss
The eyes said without them man would be helpless so they should be boss.
Then the ass hole applied for the job.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the ass hole became so mad and closed up.
After a few days the brain became foggy, the legs got wobbly stomach got ill,
The eyes got crossed and unable to see.
They all conceded that the ass hole should become boss.
This proves that you don’t have to be a brain to be boss.
Just an ASS HOLE.

Famous quote: Captain of the Titanic.
Where is all that water coming from?

Why is it called a cowpat when it’s cow shit.

Would a demolition man bring the house down?

A Man was driving down the road when he saw a man with no arms and one leg.
He pulled up; do you want a lift he said to the man?
Yes please said the man.
Okay said the driver you look armless hop in.

What do they call a monkey with a spanner in his hand?
A monkey wench.

What do they call a monkey with a grease gun in his hand?
A grease monkey.

What happened to the frog crossing the road with no legs?
He got ran over because he couldn’t hop out the way.

What is a cowboy frog called?
Hop along Cassidy.

Why was the frog upset with everyone?
Because he was hoping mad.

What did they call the Pea that grew a head, arms and legs?
A Pea Body.

A Pea went into a restaurant to order a meal what did he have for starters?
Pea Soup.

Is a bum deal?
A man with a hand of cards up his arse.

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