Authors OnLine -

HELP!

Our micro-chip Age
Requires a Sage
Who without despair
Can work the Software
Can hit the right button
Be a technical glutton
Can elicit the Info
And not end up loco
Like mad Mr Bean
While watching the screen.

What use information
When half of the Nation
Finds it all Double-Dutch
As its really too much
To demand of an Oldie
Whose brain's slightly mouldie
To decipher the Code
Which our mouse's mode
Has left us to solve
With the best resolve
I can't comprehend
This technical trend!